Local Kitty fends for its life in desperate attempt to save itself. A poor family in Austin, Texas attempted to cook and eat this precious stray kitty last wednesday. The Kitty Strategically leap into the only drinking glass for protection against its own horrible consumption
The Blizzard man's life has finally ended, left completely defenseless against the horrible fate of being melted alive. He lasted two months into summer before the Minnesota heat would take its toll on yet another innocent victim. How many more lives must be taken before global warming destroys us all?
All young Billy wanted this Thanksgiving was to meet his real father. "After all those chickens for dinner, I now realize I've actually been consuming my own bretheren...I guess that makes me a cannibal." Were the only words he could say after learning the shocking truth! Not at all despised by the fact that his mother had sex with a chicken.
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